Happy birthday, America!
You know what sounds like a really good way to celebrate? A day of fun in the sun at the family cabin! Water skiiing! Cake! Grilled meats! Small explosions!
You know what sounds like NOT a good way to celebrate our Independence, Liberty, and various Rights and Freedoms? Torrential downpour and lightning. I am irritated. I thought Barack Obama would have seen to this.
So instead of heading to the water, we're hiding from it. Here's to Plan B, America. Have a good one. At least beer is waterproof.
I leave you with some lovely eye candy on what looks to be a very dreary holiday in the Midwest, from Eat, Drink, Marry - this is how you do a red, white, and blue wedding kids!