I am reminded of my old roommate Kate, who teaches kindergarten. One day she was discussing current events with her class during circle time (as much as one can with 5 year-olds) and one little girl was very excited to tell the class about what she heard over the weekend in celebrity news.
"MISS G! MISS G! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT BASTARD CHRIS BROWN DID TO RIHANNA?!!?!"
And now all I can think of is that little girl, in some thrid grade classroom somewhere, and I want to know if she heard what that bastard Chris Brown did to Good Morning America.