1. I can take you to my high school reunion and you can talk to people like it's yours. I don't think you know a stranger.
2. My friends' husbands love you.
3. You do laundry. Alllllllll the laundry.
4. You're in a Fantasty Wall Street League.
5. You think I'm a catch, and the fact that I can cook doesn't hurt either.
I love you!