“I’m tired of people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s. It’s like, you may have never set foot in McDonald’s but you have your own McDonald’s. Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac you read Us Weekly. Hey, that’s still McDonald’s, it’s just served up a little different. Maybe your McDonald’s is telling yourself that a Starbucks frappuccino is not a milkshake. Or maybe you watch Glee. It’s all McDonald’s. McDonald’s of the soul.”
— Jim Gaffigan, Mr. Universe
This made me think about my McDonald's. Real Housewives tops the list, without question. Self serve fro yo. Taking one million paper napkins at restaurants. Hitting the snooze button 12 times daily. Going to the dentist today for the first time in three years.
Yes, three years. But I am still cavity-free and just in need of a cleaning (which is Thursday). Don't judge. You know you have a McDonald's too.
What's yours? Fess up!
Mini-Hershey bars - I like to believe that the 5 I eat don't equate to nearly as bad as a full on candy bar.
ReplyDeletePeople Magazine, WhatKateWore.com, Filling up my online shopping carts but never actually committing to a sale.
OMG we just watched Mr Universe last week! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhales aren't fat, they just have a layer of blubber!
Real Housewives, for sure.
ReplyDeleteJose Cuervo Light Margaritas. Hey, they're LIGHT.
Limes in drinks, ketchup on everything.
DVR EVERYTHING.
Judging FB statuses.
McDonald's.