1. You have managed to hound both our insurance provider and our cable/internet provider into correcting terrible billing. I think you actually made money from AT&T. I don't know how you do it.
2. After dealing with some awful customer service (see #1), you left messages with two managers to compliment the people who were able to help you and solve the issues. I appreciate that you're tenacious with these huge companies, but you also give positive feedback when it's merited.
3. Thank you for keeping house this week when I have been so all over the place and not really functional.
4. I like that you like your new sweaters.
5. Pinky promise!
I love you.